7th+grade+identities

=SONGS= When char. 'leaves to walk platypus and bathe mongoose' S&r break into song

1 R-This is weird S-She is weird R-I'm pretty sure a platypus cant walk S-[i thought those were extinct]

S-phfft, friendly newbie R-[don't forget silly] R-having a mongoose it very odd S-[whats a mongoose]

L-[ladies, we got a problem] LL-[what?] L-[A PROBLEM! WE HAVE A PROBLEM! jeeze i swear u get stupider by the minute] L-Girls we got a nerd here LL-A nerd here L[Hairspray!] LL-DO DO DO L-[watch the ear] (earrings) [LL hairsprays] LL-She cant be taking your thunder L-[girls please] L-she couldn't if she tired LL-[right] L-i mean c'mon ' L-Bookworm, "fab" trend platypus& mongoose? [yea, just sounds off the chain] LL-ooh---(ssss...shh.) [char walks in]

2 L-Girls she's trying to be cool what a FOOL LL-what if she takes our cool L-we'll be cruel S-not like you aren't already (LLL evil glares)

C-guys, C'mon. i just wanna go to school (quite) Cricket yes its true

voice in crowd(lis)-[bookworm] C-yea thats true, too. but what you don't know yet is that i am--(almost blurts out) ....(pause)

Liz-[well, what?] C-errr, dont worry bout it..